"I don’t want to sit around and hope good things will happen. I want to make them happen….I want to be in control of my own destiny."

Drew Barrymore (via psych-facts)

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I don’t care who you are. If your girlfriend falls asleep in your lap, and even after 30 minutes when both of your legs go numb, don’t move. You fucking stay there and appreciate the cute little thing in your lap. If you move you’re weak and natural selection is coming for you.

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looks like we got a lying whore

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I’ve never broken a bone which just seems too suspicious to me I probably don’t have any bones

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When the teacher groups you up with your friends for a project


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